Amy Ireland and Maya B. Kronic rode cute/acc together. Or it rode them. They submitted. Rather than choosing sides, swerving L, R, U, G, or Z, they followed the lead of those with nothing ‘better’ to do and became QTs. What they discovered is that cuteness as an accelerationist stance – giving in to giving in – opens a microcosmic gate to the transcendental process of acceleration ‘itself’. Cute/acc signals the generalised amorous intoxication of all social actors. We have been reproportioned, made up, smoothed out, softened, epilated, multiplied, monstered – neotenised, fashioned anew.